Dogs Are Ideal Role Models

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.”—Gilda Radner Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2022/05/11/one-liner-wednesday-i-love-my-neighbourhood/.

No Failure In A Good Dog

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” —Charles M. Schulz Promoted from Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday at: http://lindaghill.com/2022/05/04/one-liner-wednesday-i-feel-a-rant-coming-on/.

Dog Fashion

“My fashion philosophy is: if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”—Elayne Boosler Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/12/01/one-liner-wednesday-i-won/.

Imagine the Dog Days

“Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.”—Caroline Knapp Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/11/24/one-liner-wednesday-i-comes-to-something-when/.

Money Can’t Make A Tail Wag

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”—Kinky Friedman Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/11/17/one-liner-wednesday-just-a-surreal-3-4-moon/.

Richer With Dogs

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”—Louis Sabin Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/11/03/one-liner-wednesday-updates/.

Who My Dog Thinks I Am

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.”—C.J. Frick Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/10/27/one-liner-wednesday-easily-amused/.

A Dog’s Day Off

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around—that’s their job.—George Carlin Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/10/20/one-liner-wednesday-the-line/.

The Lives of Our Pets

“Such short little lives out pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.”—John Grogan Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/.

Life Is Better With Dogs

“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”—Roger Caras Prompted from Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday at: https://lindaghill.com/2021/10/06/one-liner-wednesday-days/.